At DCU, the Entrepreneurial Management unit comprises some 30 faculty members, (many of whom actually teach here). Their bodies of work spans a broad spectrum of DotCom topics and bail-out programs. We teach a range of MBA (Master of Bad Administration) and Ex-executive Education courses, including a required course on over spending in the first year of the MBA program. Research interests range from a historical perspective (1999 in review), business history ignorance, to financial, legal, and human resource issues facing DotCom executives

The common thread that runs throughout this activity is the way we define entrepreneurship at DCU: "The pursuit of opportunity without regard to the 'whims' of the market place." This definition provides a lens on the phenomenon that shows entrepreneurship to be a particular type of managerial behavior, available to virtually all managers in all settings.

At the age of 30, one look at Porsche will tell you just how many important DotCom decisions she's had to make.

Though it took her a while to make up her mind, joining us has been a marriage made in heaven. Lucky for us she was currently 'in-between' jobs and was ready to work for peanuts, (certainly more valuable than shares in a start up).

Brother Vino was loaned to us from the Vatican shortly after the Dead Sea Scrolls were misplaced, (they can now be found under 'Dead C-Scrolls).

Venicio has the longest running course here at DCU. His 'Where did I put that' course has been running the same class since 1987.Once he locates the final grades, the class hopes to graduate.

Ima Selfpromoter
Associate Professor of Marketing

Known as a man of many words and many more ideas, Ima can help graduates understand just how quickly they can burn through seed funding.

If net worth is everything, then Venture capital is King. Ira's marketing methods will have you to 3rd round financing faster than the competition.

Mia is a consummate professional that spends all her time staying on top of the latest trends. So much so that she often misses her classes. Having taught so well, most of her top students miss them as well.

Teachers of her worth are hard to find, if you can find them at all.

With a panache that could make even Arthur Andersson blush, Nada is a pro at DotCom mathematics. Known for cutting every corner,(see picture) he gives our Grads the needed goods to embrace the Nasdaq, befuddle Investors large and small.

Quite simply he is the creative in creative accounting. He even let us create his JR,Junior, sub-level position, just to save on union rates. A man to be admired.

Always thinking outside the box, (or planet in this case), DCU has it all. Enson Abductee trains our students to start thinking of untapped markets. Being an early adopter is key in getting the big DotDom bucks.

Though we are not at liberty to deliver Zebort's background,trust us it's out of this world. Trained at area 51, there's are few opportunities ZA has not been on...or in.